The Positive Side to Hell

You ever wonder how much your life sucks? Let's do the math for a minute. You sleep let's say 8 hours a day, that right there sucks cause you're missing out on life. So 33% of the day sucks right off the bat. Then you gotta go to work and school and 100% of jobs suck. Even if you're an athlete making $100mil over the next 7 years, you still gotta train, do promotional appearances, sign autographs, be on the road all that shit sucks, let's chalk up another 8-10 hours, so all in all you have like 6 hours to do something you actually like. But nahhhhhh you can't eat what you want cause you'll die. You can't drink what you want cause you'll die. So you try to be like me and beat your body down and then you drink nasty ass Kale shakes and you say a prayer to Kendell Jenner and hope everything is going to be okay. Then you try to find a significant other and she is going to love you at first but then she's going to hate you. When she hates you she'll distance herself from you and then fuck like 3 other dudes in the same month. All 3 of them probably work at UPS or Puralator and I bet she's using the money you earned to see the 3 dudes she's fucking all because they texted her a funny emoticon one day and said "fuck your man." You got the IPhone 5 but there's a dude with a Motorola Flip phone fucking your girl.Then you die.

I just broke down life for yall. It pretty much sucks but we don't know what's on the other side so we stick around and try to be happy by buying things we don't need and saying things for the approval of everyone of complete strangers. Life sucks let me say it again. But there's a positive side to this shit pile. Be thankful you are not with Kim Kardashian. Lets do the math for a second. Her father helped OJ get off so that right there is bad karma, you're fucked from the start. She's like half Armenian and those bitches are hairy and crazy, you don't wanna deal with that, another point. If you ever watch her sex tape, you'll realize that she can't fuck for shit, so another point. She only fucks black guys so you could probably fit a paper towel roll in her box, the extra thick Bounty shit as well none of that no-brand shit. That's what I was thinking about today when the walls were caving in, I'm happy I'm not Kanye West.

When life gets tough and you can't seem to make anything go your way, just remember it could be worse and you could be the low-self esteem ass nigga stuck with a broken human being who got famous for sucking the cock of somebody who isn't famous at all. She don't even swallow for fuck sakes. Yet for some reason she's praised. If you want good box you go to someone like Taylor Swift:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4iX5D9Z64 look at her fucking BEGGING to be fucked. Instead yall want to glorify Kim, her shitty sex tape, and her wack ass Armenian box. Your life sucks and it's time to make it better by shitting on those who deserve to be shit on. Remember that and you'll be okay.

I'm out.

If you never stuck pop rocks in your box, you ain't living right.