All Things Wrong with Canada...and Then some:

Asian People

They can't drive, they slurp when they eat (no it's not a sign of respect to the chef in mainland China) and if you've ever had the misfortune of banging one of them, you'd realize they don't shave from the world down under. Asians are blue collar, ambitious people but for whatever reason they were raised in some fucked up culture that allows them to embrace "Penis Day" and masturbate publicly. Surely these things are more common in Asia than it is in our sheltered, secluded world but at the end of the day, there are too many of these inbreds in this country. If they could fucking clean up their restaurants, shave down under, and not remain isolated in various parts of the city they'd actually be likeable. However until then they will continue devaluing the property of your house, they will continue cooking your msg-filled food next to a rat and they will continue over-charging your ass everytime you enter their store without yellow skin or slanted eyes. Oh and for the record I'm not racist (shout out to Brian Quan my one Vietnamese friend who just served me Lassy on a plate)

^^^ The following blog was a complete joke, they don't cook next to rats. They will serve you a rat and tell you it's beef. Oh what would we do without Asians.


and now to the real part of this blog: The Picks

1) Phoenix Suns vs Boston Celtics...Verdict: Suns -2

Go with the Suns and go hard. You'd think I learned after my boy Rajon Rondo went off on the Orlando Magic. However these Suns are red hot and without Paul Pierce, the Boston offense will not be as potent as they have been in the past. Suns all the way.

2) Charlotte Bobcats vs Toronto Raptors...Verdict: Over 195.5

With the loss of Jose Calderon the Toronto Raptors have found themselves playing better defensively. Charlotte being the 3rd worst offensive team in the league will spread it out and attempt to hold the Raptors under 100. Only problem, with Tyson Chandler out, there is no big guy that could stop the Raptors. Expect a highly offensive game from both sides.

3) Connecticut Huskies vs Cincinatti Bearcats...Vertict: UConn (+1)

The Fifth Third Arena will be rocking on Wednesday night as the Bearcats have a chance to take care of business at home against the UCONN Huskies. Only one problem: Stanley Robinson and Jerome Dyson will wreak havoc for that Cincy D. Expect UCONN to this in a well-fought back and forth game.

May the Winners be yours. Taking over the World One Step at a Time. If you haven't gotten the memo My Name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.