In the Midst of a Dangerous Pandemic

Unfit Parents

While sitting at the waiting room of the passport office waiting for them to call my number so I could get my new passport (old one just expired) I was attacked with the disease that is plaguing people all over the world (No not H1N1...Thanks Mexicans). While reading an issue of 2003 Sports Illustrated (before Rocket Roger was exposed as Roid Roger) I couldn't help but notice the radio playing the same song over and over. It's a song I'd heard before, one that spews verbal garbage and gives you the feeling of clinical depression: "Black Eyed Peas- I got a Feeling." These fuckers are still around??? So I asked myself why is it that a radio station would play the same song repeatedly and then it dawned on me, the more people want it the more they will get it. ( I know it was obvious, pardon my Caitlin Upton moment.) Why would anyone want to willingly listen to this. Then I realized it was the disease known as WeGoWithTheFlow-Itis. No one could possible enjoy this shit. Instead those who pretend to like this crap are doing so because they know bigger more popular degenerates that follow this crap and it traces back to the Asians ( BEP does have an Asian member in their band) We've got to face this Pandemic head on and it starts with the parents. If your child is listening to shit like B.E.P, Akon, and Pitbull then they're more than likely going to end up like crack headed whores offering blow jobs or meth-addicted pansies ( Fergie, a member of BEP is a former meth addict) or contract AIDS. Parents, I beg of you to stop this shit immediately and force the media to play good, talented music. Enough with mediocrity. If I wanted to spend my life focusing on under-talented assclowns I'd just become a Toronto Raptors/Leafs/Jays/FC fan. Parents you have the power to change the world and if you think these Artists infultrating the airwaves are good then you need to re-evaluate your life. At the conclusion of your re-evauation you'll realize that there is only one possible outcome, suicide. Go ahead, don't be scared, those with good taste won't stop you.

Now to business. Recapping yesterday's Picks: 2-1

Suns vs Celtics. Suns -2. End Result: 116-98 Suns.

The injury plagued Celts fell victim to a red hot Suns. We won this game in the first quarter with the score being 30-20 and the injuries pile on and continue to pile on for the Celts with KG now out.

Raptors vs Bobcats: Over 195.5. End Result: 107-103 Raptors.

Despite shooting only .440 the Raptors took care of business. 22 turnovers by the opposition will do that to you. Breaking news: It wasn't Loleini Tonga driving the truck that lost Chris Henry, it was the Charlotte Bobcats back-court. ( Yes I went there)

Cincy vs UConn: UConn +1. End Result: 71-69 Cincy

Everything I said would happen, happened except for the part that matters most, the result. With 9 secs left UConn nails a 3 to tie it up at 69-69. With 1sec. left UConn commits a shooting foul and the game is won on free throws. Tough to swallow but we'll make it back. Gambling-karma.

Overall (2-1)

Today's Picks:

Dallas Mavericks vs Houston Rockets...Verdict: (-1) Mavericks.

Josh Howard has a sore hamstring but it won't be enough to keep back the 22-9 Dallas Mavericks. The Rockets will have a hard time dealing with the Mavericks who are hot off a win against the Nuggets.

Minnesota vs Iowa State (College Football)...Verdict: (-2) Minny

Big 10 is looking good this year and I expect the trend to continue. Minny has better D and took care of Michigan State earlier this year. I think they will come out on top putting a stop to Iowa State who love to use the run game.

Miami Heat vs San Antonio Spurs..Verdict: Under 195.5

The total has gone under Miami's last 8 out 9 vists to San Antonio. I expect nothing different this time around. Miami is also off a back-to-back which saw them lose to New Orleans in a hard-fought game. Expect a lot of bricks this game. Roll with the under.

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

All Things Wrong with Canada...and Then some:

Asian People

They can't drive, they slurp when they eat (no it's not a sign of respect to the chef in mainland China) and if you've ever had the misfortune of banging one of them, you'd realize they don't shave from the world down under. Asians are blue collar, ambitious people but for whatever reason they were raised in some fucked up culture that allows them to embrace "Penis Day" and masturbate publicly. Surely these things are more common in Asia than it is in our sheltered, secluded world but at the end of the day, there are too many of these inbreds in this country. If they could fucking clean up their restaurants, shave down under, and not remain isolated in various parts of the city they'd actually be likeable. However until then they will continue devaluing the property of your house, they will continue cooking your msg-filled food next to a rat and they will continue over-charging your ass everytime you enter their store without yellow skin or slanted eyes. Oh and for the record I'm not racist (shout out to Brian Quan my one Vietnamese friend who just served me Lassy on a plate)

^^^ The following blog was a complete joke, they don't cook next to rats. They will serve you a rat and tell you it's beef. Oh what would we do without Asians.


and now to the real part of this blog: The Picks

1) Phoenix Suns vs Boston Celtics...Verdict: Suns -2

Go with the Suns and go hard. You'd think I learned after my boy Rajon Rondo went off on the Orlando Magic. However these Suns are red hot and without Paul Pierce, the Boston offense will not be as potent as they have been in the past. Suns all the way.

2) Charlotte Bobcats vs Toronto Raptors...Verdict: Over 195.5

With the loss of Jose Calderon the Toronto Raptors have found themselves playing better defensively. Charlotte being the 3rd worst offensive team in the league will spread it out and attempt to hold the Raptors under 100. Only problem, with Tyson Chandler out, there is no big guy that could stop the Raptors. Expect a highly offensive game from both sides.

3) Connecticut Huskies vs Cincinatti Bearcats...Vertict: UConn (+1)

The Fifth Third Arena will be rocking on Wednesday night as the Bearcats have a chance to take care of business at home against the UCONN Huskies. Only one problem: Stanley Robinson and Jerome Dyson will wreak havoc for that Cincy D. Expect UCONN to this in a well-fought back and forth game.

May the Winners be yours. Taking over the World One Step at a Time. If you haven't gotten the memo My Name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.