Blazers........

Blazers  money line watch. i'll tell u when to hit it asap:

11:04 am -350 2000 go hit it


11:14 Thank me fuckin later what a day LOL now I'm going to check myself into the hospital. smooth sailing from here...

You Immigrants Need To Shut The Hell Up

Sorry for the being late but ya blame the Rickard's Red. Also would like to note, I graduated highschool with some fancy letter that says I'm amazing because throughout the 4 years, I held an 80+ average. I got accepted into a prestigious university globally, at an earlier date than most yet with all that I still don't fucking understand day-light savings time. Anyways it's Saturday night and I'm doing what I do most weekends, drowning my sorrows at the bar. I'm there to see Pacman and Clottey a punching bag go at it. So the fighters are about to come out, everyone's getting excited and the tension is building up, then the National Anthems come on. The Ghana National Anthem comes on and despite a few very dark people at the bar, they sang a bit but it was quite respectful and humble. Then the Filipino national anthem comes on and the fucking bar erupts.


Then it hit me, these people are fucked up. By this time I wanted Clottey to beat the shit out of Pacman and if he wasn't so fucking pussy, he might have. I could understand Filipino people proud of Pacman and proud that he put them on the map but for all the shit I give Canada, this time I'm going to defend them. Why the fuck are you cheering a country that you left? If you want to see a typical upper-class city in the Philippines then you don't need to watch OLN or other tourist channels, check out today's display picture, it's a lavish city in the Philippines. Why the fuck do so many people bitch about Canada then when their shitty country which is 100x worse gets displayed, they're all fucking happy. The gov't needs to get on it and start deporting people left, right, and centre because they make a mockery of Canada. Cheering on the national anthem of the Philippines is equivalent to cheering on the toilet bowl after a meal at an Indian restaurant.


This is real talk, you know what people aspire to be in the Phillippines? While most kids in the world say they want to be doctors or lawyers or athletes if you're in the Phillipines you say you want to be a waiter or a maid in Japan or China. I couldn't even make that shit up if I tried. In Filipino culture you are seen as successful if you got the fuck out. They all live in landfils and are on those cheesy send us money, World Vision commercials. Such an amazing place to live I bet. Yet you got a bunch of ugly looking short ass cunts cheering on the country like it's the greatest thing invented since Hamburger Helper. You should have sang your National Anthem people like the purple looking negroes did and cheered on the athlete. Instead you chose to scream and chant with tears in your eyes. What the fuck are you so happy about? Wiping the asses of rich, spoiled Japanese and Chinese children. These short ass motherfuckers need to know their role and when grown folks are talking, close their mouths.


Recapping The Night: Nothing to Recap but I'm going to lay a few down. Check the board out.


May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Fuck Technology

There is an application on the I-Phone that tells a female the approximate date as to when she's expected to have her period depending on her cycle. This application has been the greatestest thing for a guy like me who hates to use condoms or sometimes I'm just too lazy to go out and get em. Yes I'm black. With the exception of useful shit like this blog which is vital to your everyday life, technology has made life fucking terrible.

Artists like Sam Cooke, Lenny Williams, Minnie Riperton gave the world the gift of their voices. Hearing those voices are something special and it can't be replicated by any or everybody it's a fucking gift. These days there are people using computers to make their voices sound good, bitch please. In the sporting world these days every questionable call has to be reviewed by looking at the play in question from various different angles. Sports have gotten along fine all the years in which they have been played yet a computer comes along and we stopped trusting referees. Not every call will be spot on but give them the benefit of the doubt, they know what they're doing unless we're talking NBA. In Today's world people want everything handed to them. They don't have to leave the house for anything they could buy clothes online, get food delivered to their doors, and even get groceries online. If your really fucking desperate you could even a virtual fucking girlfriend like the Asian freaks do.

In the end, technology is setting us back. So what it saves lives, makes life easier for everybody and makes me wank quicker. Technology has ruined a lot of great things. We get to see things over and over and over until they're no longer cool anymore. Remember the days when nothing was streamed, you watched it once and cherished it forever. Now I could see Kobe hit the game winning shot from 40 different angles but how the fuck watching it over and over it eventually becomes taken for granted. There were days when you had to wait an entire hour of Sportscentre to catch the "big play" and you cherished it for a long time, now things come and go. Fuck technology, I'm out, going to play PS3, listen to my MP3 and download a movie online.

Recapping the Night: Speechless. That's the only way to describe it. FUCK. Never felt so fucking retarded in my life and we didn't even take a big loss, it's principle. Throughout the day, we had $1400 wagered and returned with $871.91. In hindsight, I should have left it at that and swallowed the loss. But no, we're all degenerates. Laid $1200 on Austrailia to win in cricket. About 3 hours in I realized they weren't trying and didn't stand a chance. I rolled out the cell phone and texted each and every one of you that tail me to slam New Zealand hard, they were still playing for pride. $1700 to win $1700. Shit just got out of fucking control, my heart can't take this shit. All in all after a long fucking day we wagered $4300 and returned with $4271.91. For those of you wondering why I have such a big bankroll, futures and patience has helped me get to 5gs without re-loading. Feels great but today was a huge fucking mistake it could have gotten ugly in a hurry. After it's all said and done we lost $28.09 and sitting at $1097.78. I'm taking a vacation today not touching anything on this board. Go out and enjoy the fight!


May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Shitty day throw it all on cricket.

Nasty day. Down a couple hundred. Riding Austrailia tonight look under cricket then select a bet. When the price is right in game I'll drop 1000 down. Right now it's at -250.

Alright laid it down. 1200 to win $533.33 at -225

1:48am edit: 1700 on NZ quick. It's a dead rubber and Austrailia don't want to play. +100 sent out the phone calls already.

Found A Secret Society

I'm starting to become convinced that there is a secret society among us. Reality television started a while back and it always consisted of the same formula. One black person, one gay person, a couple hot white chicks, a couple of young dudes, and a really old person. For whatever reason people become hooked on this shit and can't stop watching. However, after watching a commercial last night for Celebrity Apprentice I'm convinced that there is some sort of secret society among us that for whatever reason needs to stay popular. After the regular reality tv became dull people started tuning out and doing there own thing. Yet for whatever reason, Celebrities started doing their own reality shows and this is where the secret society thing comes into play. Celebrities are so fucking narcissistic they've infultrated reality tv in an effort to grab onto any last fame that remains even though most of them that do reality tv are not popular at all.

If you're a Celeb well past his/her prime then chances are in an effort to stay popular you'll be doing some form of reality tv. Whether your getting healed by Dr. Drew, having Donald Trump tell you that your fired, or entering the Big Brother House celebrities that are dying somehow always find a way to stay on tv. Who the fuck cares if some D-list celebrity is on Big Brother or Apprenctice. These people are so fucking full of themself that once the talent well runs dry they'll just whore themselves by remaining on the television doing whatever works so they can continue to talk about how great they are. Celebrities are the most insecure, fucked up people this world has to deal with, they're more annoying than the smelly ass tamils on the bus.

They'll host there award shows where they all congregate to kiss each other's ass. They'll have Dr.Drew try to help them with non-existant problems so the world could feel pity for them. Is that flake even a real fucking doctor? Then when things are really bad they'll go visit the water Buffalo aka Oprah and talk about how they were molested by the milk man 25 years ago .Then state how now they're coming out with the news so other kids don't have to suffer the way they did. Bitch, shut the fuck up 25 years ago you were a stink ass hoe and you had consenual sex with the 72 year old Milkman because you were hungry for cock. No one wants to hear your sad ass story everyone has problems. Celebrities crave fame like crackheads crave crack. They'll do whatever they can to remain popular even though a lot of them have worse lives than you or me. Stealing this line from MK: Make the World a Better Place, Punch A Celebrity in the Face.

Recapping the Night: Nasty day for Soccer but I bounced back with NCAA. Only $500 wagered, 1 game pushed. We returned with $622.70 and on the night that gave us a profit of $122.70.  The overall total of what we've made is now $1125.79.

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Back on Before Noon.

Let's Shut The City Down

I know Toronto is retarded and I've shown it time and time again. The women, the price of booze, the cops, the whole atmosphere it's all just one big mess. This city is like the capital city of North Korea. Nobody knows how, or why, but shit gets done and in some weird, twisted, sick way it works. Toronto did it again with the suprises. In every other region of the world things like 9/11 was breaking news. The Haitian earthquake was breaking news. When Princess Diana died it was breaking news. Not this city. It was a special day because news outlets all across Toronto had 2 events in which were considered breaking news. TVs all across the city that were tuned into the news stations today were greeted with flashing headlines twice. There weren't planes going into towers no that would be too obvious. A missing child wasn't found once again that would be too obvious. Today, Toronto was treated to 2 seperate events considered as Breaking News: Corey Haim is dead and Sidney Crosby found his misplaced gear from the olympics.

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. I'm on the subway platform waiting for a train and I'm looking at the tv which was on City TV and there's a big ass ticker that says breaking news and those were the two incidents. Who the fuck cares about Corey Haim. He was a washed up actor who spent his entire life getting ass from shit he did 20 years ago. Seriously, everyday for Corey Haim was 1987. When he realized he was a nobody and became broke he started pounding back the pills. He's been doing pills since 1997. For fuck sakes everyone should be happy for this pathetic motherfucker he spent the last 13 years getting high as fuck. Most people get 2 or 3. But no the city has to recognize the death of one of their own despite how fucked up he was. There are OPP officers getting shot and killed, you have a city that is fucking broke and black people are being shipped to segregated schools where they could learn at a different pace from everyone else (I'm not kidding) However, in typical Toronto fashion let's put this all on the back-burner because we have to mourn the death of this 38 year old actor who spent the last 13 years getting high and hasn't done anything worth mentioning for 23 years.

However, it was a busy day in Toronto so it wasn't just going to stop there. Another breaking news event that infultrated the television: Sidney Crosby Olympic Equipment found after being misplaced after Olympics. If this isn't a new low I don't know what is. A fucking dude's glove and stick were probably returned after being stolen and this is fucking news? What next people start broadcasting that they found a Sidney Crosby used condom tampon? There is not one person in this big ass city that should give a fuck about where Sidney Crosby's stick and glove is and if they do care then they need to take advice on how to live from Corey Haim. The Olympics ended almost 2 weeks ago but people are so fucked up in this city they will broadcast and spend hours analyzing the location of missing equipment. They can't find that missing Georgian teen or other missing kids but they'll find a hockey player's equipment. Toronto I had enough,  you can take your shitty sports teams, your shitty music, your shitty cuisine, and your cold ass women and eat a dick. From now on if anyone asks where I live I'll just say somewhere that makes Port Au Prince feel like a 5 star resort.

Recapping the Night: It's never the loss that matters it's the fucking way you lose. The night started off bad, then started looking real good and bam, we get hit with the tornado. $1000 wagered, $763.64 came back to us giving us a nightly loss of $236.36. Overall we're sitting at $1003.09. Still 4 figures not bad at all. I'd love to say we'd get em back tonight but the truth is we won't. I've never seen such a tight board before and I'm undecided on everything. Tomorrow I'll lay picks down but I'm scaling everying back. Recreational plays on everything because everything I've seen thus far is a coin toss.


May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.