Parents Should Be Arrested for Gay Ass Kids

For whatever reason I spent the majority of the day being pissed off. No real reason, nothing I could possibly justify it with. I just sat here in this sinking ass futon watching life pass me by wondering what the fuck to do. About 14 hours in that frame of mind. The sports were pissing me off so I decided to find a channel where I could watch and have nothing to think about, the news channel. Fuck was I wrong. 10 secs into my already pissed off state and I see exactly why I love the world so much  Tomohiro Shibata and Satoko Inoue, a Japanese couple had a wedding today. You know typical weddings involve a bunch of fake faces and words all in the name of joy and unity though 10 years later you're probably going to get divorced. Not this couple though they're special..why? They got married by a robot.

No priest, no judge, a fucking Hello-Kitty look-a-like robot. Where do we draw the line? The fucking kids in today's display picture are wearing fucking animal knapsacks meant for toddlers. Once again Asia shows  the Western World exactly how powerful they are, they walk around the streets in child backpacks and get married by robots. Parents should be held responsible for dumb ass kids. I don't give a fuck what society you're in but living in a world where people do this gay ass shit is a world not worth living. Somehow somewhere along the lines the world just keeps getting more and more strange and people just accept it as if it were the norm. Yet if I decide to get drunk and piss on the sidewalk or smoke a fat spliff, I'll be headed to jail. Meanwhile a couple could get married by robots but nope nothing wrong with them they're perfectly fine.

I could accept the fact that being parents are tough jobs and raising kids is not an easy task but what the fuck is going on. We're surrounded by Justin Bieber, robots, and overpriced electronics beginning with the word "I" and it's like the whole world is being sucked into this black hole. Why are there so many fags? What's wrong with going to city hall and getting married like everyone else or dressing "normal" now there are people on one side of the world getting married by robots. There are some dudes in Japan that fuck these robots and all. Technology has made us all retarded. Productivity is a myth. People spend years upon years of their lives in factories making all these fancy "toys". Anything from a fancy car to an I-phone and all it does is make people more fucking stupid. I'm convinced that materialism is just making this once wonderful world become a fucking lanfill. But whatever I'll be dead by 45 anyway I'm out, going to find more facebook friends who I will never meet, fuck, or have any positive impact on my life but at least I will have one more facebook friend.

Recapping the Night: Could have been worse...could have been better. Hopefully tomorrow I get a clearer head and we start winning again.

Hockey:

$200 SJ/Chicago over 5.5 -130 (L)
$200 Habs +120 (L)
$200 Habs/Flyers over 5 -140= Return of $342.86 (W)
Baseball:
$200 St. Louis Cardinals -120 (L)
$100 Nationals/Rockies over 9.5 -125 (L)
$100 Blue Jays +107= Return of $207 (W)
$100 Phillies -1.5 +110= Return of $210 (W)
Arena Football:
$200 OKC +6.5 -110= Return of $381.92 (W)
Basketball:
$200 Celtics/Magic over 189 (L)
Play of The Day:
$300 Celtics +6.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)

Total Wagered: $1800

Total Returned: $1714.51
Total Loss: $85.49
Total Earned To Date: $4436.88

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Recapping The Night- Blog Returns Tomorrow

Baseball:


$100 Phillies -110= Return of $190.91 (W)

$100 Marlins -120= Return of $181.24 (W)

$200 Toronto -140 = Return of $342.86

$100 Red Sox/Tigers over 9 -105= Return of $195.24 (W)

$100 Royals/White Sox under 8.5 -120 (L)

$100 Rays/Mariners over 8.5 +100 (L)

Play of The Day:

$400 Blue Jays/Rangers over 8.5 -120 (L)

Total Wagered: $1100
Total Returned: $910.25
Total Loss: $190.25
Total Earned to Date: $4522.37

Europe Behave Yourself

About a week ago I was given an article from the Croatian times. Since then I've been browsing the website. Here in Toronto our headlines usually consist of a high speed chase on the freeway with some dude going over 180km/hr or some celebrity that no one cares about who is checking into rehab. This isn't the case in Croatia. Just browsing the first page I read headlines like: Doctor charged for refusing to help Serbian patient because of nationality. 13 year old Boy goes to school with loaded gun. Cop charged with raping 14 year old girl. Boy finds skull in riverbed and a cop loses his eye as a result of last week's domestic soccer game. The fuck is wrong with you people. I'm not talking about Croatia alone I'm talking about the whole fucknig continent.

You've spent centuries fighting each other for God knows what, why the fuck don't you all just start smoking some fat spliffs and enjoy life. I guarentee you next week when I check the croatian times it's going to be the same dumbass headlines about people who are just fucked in the head. Yet in Romania or Austria it would be no different. The continent is shaking because the EU is about to fall, you're women aren't as hot as they once were, and you fuckers are still going to the beach in gay ass clothes as seen above, isn't it time for a change? I'm not talking about the bullshit change Obama talks about where we wants to change 101 different things but goes to the White House and has a big wank. It's time people stopped accepting things for being the way they are and people should want to change the norm. There are facebook groups supporting the doctor who refused to give a dude treatment after suffering a stroke because the guy was Serbian.

Is it asking too much to not take a cop's eye out during a soccer match? It's a fucking game not the fight for the last loaf of bread in the world. I was told if I keep reading these papers within a few months I'd be de-sensitized as to what is going on because everyday, everywhere in the continent these things are a regular occurance. Are people not having good sex over there? I could understand historic tension and people who generally dislike each other but I can't dream of having hatred for a group and openly displaying it every single day of my life. Just from my porn viewing I know Europe have massive fuck parties where the hot chicks go and fuck dudes and the chicks outnumber the guys like 8 to 1. Why can't you all partake in that and put down the weapons, stop the hatred have more sex and masturbate more. The continent would be a much better place.

Recapping the Night: Back on the Green. It feels good.
Cricket:

$300 Austrailia -250= Return of $420 (W)
Baseball:
$100 Reds +124 (L)
$100 Phillies +114= Return of $214 (W)
$200 Rockies -1.5 -120= Postponed Return of $200 (P)
$100 Dodgers/Padres over 7.5 -120
$100 Yankees -1.5 +105= Return of $205 (W)
$100 White Sox -120 (L)
Play Of the Day:
$400 Toronto Blue Jays -120= Return of $733.33 (W)


Total Wagered: $1400
Total Returned: $1772.33
Total Profit: $372.33
Total Earned to Date: $4712.76
 
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

LeBlow keep on Dancing, Signed Joakim Noah

These motherfucking fairies keep making my wallets thinner and subsequently feeding the coke addiction of less strippers. I thought Kobe was bad when he displayed his vagina for the world during the Oklahoma series but fuck was I wrong. Not only did I once again lose money today but I got to witness a vagina that would make Jenna Jameson's look small. LeBron James you my friend are hands down the biggest pussy of the year and if it weren't for the faggot Euros in speedos you'd be the biggest pussy this world has ever seen. Cleveland, a great blue-collar town that loves LeBron has a massive billboard in the heart of the city that says WITNESS. Today I got to witness a guy who has all the talent in the world and the heart of a child rapist.

Maybe if you decided to play defence instead of standing there with your cock in your hand would the result have been different. Maybe if you decided to drive the ball instead of passing it time and time again to Jamario Moon you might have still been playing this season. Instead you stood there barking at your teammates and pouting for 48minutes. Tonight was your best Toronto Raptors impression. LeBron, it wasn't on them, it's on you. It's not the city, the fans, the coach, the upper-management, or your teammates. It's motherfucking you. You don't care about winning, you don't care about leading your team, you don't care about being the best player to ever play the game, you care about sipping fine wine with Jay-Z and wiping your ass with 100 dollar bills. That's the difference between the great players before you, they actually gave a fuck. In your career you have won fuck all but no one would ever tell you this to your face because they are too busy blowing you.

That's the problem with gambling. There's only so much stats you could read and variables you could account for. As a gambler you just can't have a player quit on you, it will always spell disaster especially when you're dealing with a player of this magnitude. Now comes the cat and mouse game where the media chases you around wondering where you'll sign next summer. Will it be New York will it be Chicago will you stay in Cleveland. All of that is uncertain but one thing remains clear, your 9 turnovers today and your half-assed performance proves your nothing but an ignorant cunt who has no love for the sport and is a self-centred whore. LeBron you could do whatever the fuck you want, no one is going to change your mind but wherever you go it'll be the same old shit. You'll dance around and dominate games during the season while showing flashes of brilliance and glimpses of an unimaginable level of skill. See at the end of the day I lie in my shitty twin bed that creaks and I know I didn't quit in anything I did. You could have the millions, your ugly bitch Savannah Brinson, and the celebrity life but the difference between you and everybody else is that you're a quitting faggot that has won nothing.

Recapping the Night: I feel good about Friday hopefully I can stop the bleeding.
Cricket:

$100 Sri Lanka +110 (L)
MLB:
$200 Yankees -125 (L)
$100 Padres +163= Return of $263 (W)
$100 Mets +120 (L)
$100 Orioles +126= Return of $226 (W)
$100 Royals/Indians over 7.5 +100= Return of $200 (W)
Play of The Day:
$500 Cleveland Cavs +105 (L)

Total Wagered: $1200
Total Returned: $689
Total Loss: $511
Total Earned to Date: $4340.43

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

I Take Back What I Said

A couple of week ago after I saw the most perfect tits I made a blog entry talking about how plastic surgery is quite alright and should be a consideration by most ugly bitches, I was wrong. Last night I found out there was a new season of The Hills. I'm checking this shit out online because yes it's one of my favourite shows. (It's how I get the 16-18 year old girls) In the first episode I watch they show the face of Heidi Montag, a 23 year old girl who has had something like 20 cosmetic procedures. This bitch looked like Johnny Depp in Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. She didn't look like a barbie or even plastic she looked she had just survived a 3 alarm blaze and her face had been all burnt up. What the fuck? Not even the ugliest hoes need 20 procedures to look hot, what the fuck is wrong with this bitch?

She went from being "fairly hittable" to " you couldn't pay me enough to stick my dick in that thing." Why would anyone need to do that much shit to their body? The one thing all females have that allow them to be loved is what's between their legs. You could be a crackhead, a CEO, a pornstar, even a granny as long as you got a well functioning vagina then someone will find you desireable. There are many cocks in this world willing to stoop as low as they can for some action. Therefore I can't understand why someone would want to change themselves to the extent where they want to look like Joan Rivers on crack. The fuck does anyone need size H tits for? I'd suffocate in those. The sad part about it is, the "riding the short bus to school" hoes I bang see girls like Heidi as a role-model and if I want any more action from these fine but retarded hoes I'll need to tell them how amazing this Willy Wonka looking girl is.

Among her plenty procedures why the hell would anyone need to shave down their cheeks. Just the thought makes me cringe. We live in a world where dumbasses and psychotic bitches get rewarded. I've seen dead old ladies filled with embalming fluid looking hotter than Heidi Montag. A while back I said it should be okay for girls to become bulimic if they wanted to get the job they desire or the guy they want but I'll take that back as well. There will always be someone to love the fat ones so no need for anyone to change, men are desperate enough. Heidi Montag or any other chick contemplating plastic surgery I have an excellent sollution to your problem. Take the scalpel the doctor will use and just slit your throat, it would make you the most attractive person ever and the world will love you.

Recapping the Night: Uhhh...I knew this would happen, can't win em all. Time to be smart and proceed with caution.

MLB:

$100 Reds/Pirates over 9 -105 (L)
$100 Braves +145= Return of $245 (W)
$100 Phillies -1.5 (game 1) -120 (L)
$100 Dodgers/DBacks over 9.5 -120 (L)
$100 Mariners +103 (L)
$200 Phillies (game 2) +100= Postponed Return of $200 (P)
$100 Rays/Angels over 8 +100 (L)
$100 Mets/Nationals over 8 -120= Return of $180 (W)
Hockey:
$200 Bruins/Flyers over 5 -140 (L)
$200 Canadiens/Pens under 5.5 -140 (L)
$100 Canadiens +210= Return of $310 (W)
Play of The Day:
$400 Boston Red Sox +100 (L)

Total Wagered: $1800

Total Returned: $910
Total Loss: $890
Total Earned to Date: $4851.43

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Fuck Those Trying to Take Away My Little Victories

I've touched on this before but some how life is always going to fuck you over. You work all the days of your life, pay outrageous taxes, if you're married and faithful then you've been banging the same person for a significant portion of your life and then you're going to die. In other words life sucks (unless you have hit a win streak in gambling like I have.) The one way we allievate the horrors of life is by what I like to call "little victories." Life is filled with so many disappointments that every chance you get for revenge, it feels great. These little victories could could be anything like stealing something from an overpriced supermarket, lying on your taxes, telling your boss your mother died and you need a week off meanwhile she's at the local bingo hall gossiping with her friends. 

These little victories really make life more enjoyable and we all find pleasure and happiness in these things regardless of what they are. However, I've noticed that throughout the years there are people who keep trying to take one of mine away. I like to download music, movies, and tv shows. It's one of the many things that I do where some might consider it illegal or immoral. Why the fuck does anyone pay for music anymore? I'm not talking about buying cds, those are fine, but the fucking dumbass cunt stains that purchase music from places like ITunes at 99cents a song. Bitch, stop acting pretentious and steal the shit like everyone else in the world. There are more and more people buying MP3s, what the fuck is wrong with you people. The world fucks us around enough already no need to buy into this piracy bullshit.

The artists you like won't miss a meal because you didn't buy their 99 cent song on ITunes. Why are the dumbasses who purchase individual songs increasing in numbers. We all put up with enough bullshit, stealing music is one of our ways that we get back. None of it is immoral. Immoral is being forced to pay for channels you'll never watch or having your internet bandwidth capped. Immoral is being forced to pay for incoming texts when it's free in almost every other country in the world. Me downloading a song from an already rich artist and not paying for that shit is not immoral, it's smart. Too many dumbasses are buying into this crap that we need to "save local tv" and "save the music industry". Local tv in Toronto sucks ass I hope that motherfucker dies of a nasty flesh eating disease. The music industry will always have tours, merchandise, and chicks with big tits, they will do just fine regardless of whether we purchase a song for 99 cents or not. Fuck the law, keep stealing, it's our only reprieve from life.

Recapping the Night: After that Adam Lind 9th inning homer I've just been killing it. I hope this keeps up I'm really digging this life.

Cricket:

$100 India +110 (L)
$100 West Indies +175 (L)
MLB:
$100 Cincy Reds -125= Return of $180 (W)
$100 Brewers +106 (L)
$200 Mariners -150= Return of $333.33 (W)
$100 White Sox +155= Return of $255 (W)
$100 Cleveland Indians +100= Return of $200 (W)
$100 Rays/Angels over 8.5 -110= Return of $190.91 (W)
$100 Blue Jays/Red Sox over 10.5 -110 (L)
NBA:
$200 Celtics +7.5 -105= Return of $390.48 (W)
$200 Celtics/Cavs over 193 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)
Play of the Day:
$400 Yankees -130= Push (Postponed) Return of $400 (P)

Total Wagered: $1800
Total Returned: $2331.54
Total Profit: $531.54
Total Earned to Date: $5741.43

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Where Democracy Fails

Los Angeles Lakers point guard Derek Fisher has a daughter who suffers from retinoblastoma. A rare form of retina cancer. A few years back when his daughter was suffering from this disease Derek asked his former team, the Utah Jazz, to release him so he could go to a town with specialists who were able to treat his daughter. They let him go and he signed with LA for less money and his daughter was able to get the right treatment. Why is this significant? He's now with the Lakers who just swept the Utah Jazz and many Utah Jazz fans have now called him a liar and even cover one eye to mock his daughter's eye cancer. Now, if his wife had herpes or had caught aids or something then this sort of shit would be funny and acceptable, however this is a child we're talking about. That's where democracy fails us. A man whose daughter is suffering from cancer has to show up to work each night and ignore taunts pertaining to his daughter from an arena filled with fucked up retards.

This is the fucked up world we live in. In an ideal world Derek should have the right to shoot each and every one of them square in the motherfucking eye so they feel the pain and trama that his daughter has to endure each day. There are hundreds of other bloggers out there who say Derek should be a professional and ignore the chants. I don't think like everyone else. A man should have the right to fuck anyone up who talks about his daughter. The world we live in accommodates scum like these people who do fuck all and run their mouths but wouldn't lift a finger when push comes to shove. Not to paint everyone with a bad brush but you got the majority of the 19,000+ in the arena chanting about how he lied about the fact his daughter had cancer. Why the fuck is Utah still a state?

You can't drink in the state. You can't fuck other hoes until you are married. Best of all, they push some bullshit religion on your ass but it's okay to mock some who has a daughter with cancer, God will save you.. Too many people are allowed to do what they want regardless of who it affects. People who have nothing better to do than to make fun of a sick child don't deserve to live in this world and should be taken out. However, for the greater good of the people we're forced to vote and elect leadership who will only fuck us in the ass, tell us what we can and can't do and enslave and control us by using debt. If that isn't bad enough, a guy who is just trying to feed his family like everyone else has to go and put up with retards chanting about his sick daughter. I say fuck that, Fidel and Putin ran shit the right way. Time and time again we've proven that though we are born equal, not all of us are really equal and there are some people in this world who should have their right to life revoked.

Recapping the Night: What a green streak I've hit. Passed the 5k mark now and the blog is starting to take off. I'm lovin it.

MLB:

$100 Pirates/Reds over 8.5 -110 (L)
$100 Brewers/Braves over 8.5 +100= Return of $200 (W)
$200 Yankees/Tigers over 10 -120= Push (Listed Pitcher did not start) $200 (P)
$100 LA Angels +130= Return of $230 (W)
$100 Jays/Red Sox over 9.5 -115= Return of $186.96 (W)
NBA:
$100 Orlando/Atlanta over 193 -110 (L)
Hockey:
$100 Canadiens over 5.5 + 120= Return of $220 (W)
$200 Flyers/Bruins over 5 -140 (L)
Play of The Day:
$400 Lakers +2.5 -105= Return of $780.95 (W)

Total Wagered: $1400

Total Returned: $1817.91
Total Profit: $417.91
Total Earned to Date: $5201.89

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.