No Blog Today

I'd love to do one. I really would. However right now I look like David Hasselhoff in that fried chicken video. I'll post picks today blog will be back on tomorrow. Shout out to Dog, Clam, Morency, and everyone else who just tore it the fuck apart this weekend.

Alcohol Isn't For Everyone.

I know I'm late to the party on this one but it just has to be talked about. Some might say that I'm an alcoholic because I refuse to quit or slow down, I need it. I don't know why but alcohol is one of the few things that makes my life enjoyable. I'm always drinking with a bunch of crazy fucks like 40 year old Jamaicans who still live in their mother's apartment or 25 year old Polish dudes who name their pets after Hitler. With that said, alcohol just isn't for everyone. Recently in China, a 59 year old chef died because he passed out drunk on the job and his friends felt as though it were funny to stick an eel up his ass. This baby eel ate his insides and he eventually passed away.

Everybody and their mother talks about China being such an economic power and taking over the globe in the near future. Yeah fucking right. This wasn't a group of 15 year old boys whose balls are yet to drop. These are grown ass men with nothing better to do so they decide to stick an eel up their 59 year old friend's ass. What the fuck? At 59, you lived well over a half of a century, you've lived through tough times, good times, different eras with people who had different motivations. Yet it all comes to an end because the people you hang with felt it would be cool to stick some fucked up fish up your ass. Whatever happened to the always popular crayola markers over the face or even the Sharpie. Have we become so lost within ourselves that we now find humour in sticking living things up each other's asses.

When I get drunk and pass out ( which is almost every Saturday) I know that nobody is going to stick anything up my ass. It's a shame that in 2010 the sadistic nature is the new "in" thing. People wank to people shitting on each other and hot girls are willing to do horses and dogs all for the sake of money. What happened to the Little House on The Prarie Days. Where we all chopped wood, had 2 kids that actually attended school and you got to bang a hot MILF who wouldn't dare cheat on your ass. What happened to the days when it was cool to sell alcohol under the table and take pride in how you dress and sports were an amazing display of athleticism without the marketing and branding being shoved down our throats. I want to live in a world where people are cool because they listen to Sinatra and dress sharply, not perceived as cool because you stuck an eel up a drunk dude's ass.

Newsflash: With an Early morning depature to Montreal I'm closing up shop for a few days. I had the option of taking the laptop with me but I'm on vacation. See you fine folks Monday, with 25% less brain-cells, the potential for an STD and a beaten down liver.

Recapping the Night: These 9th inning 2-Out homers are really benefiting me. Got a grand slam today in the bottom of the ninth, 2 outs, to get the Dodgers/Brewer game over the number.

Cricket:

$100 Pakistan +100 (L)
$100 New Zealand +120 (L)
Basketball:
$100 Hawks/Magic under 189 -110 (L)
Hockey:
$100 Sharks/Redwings over 5.5 -115= Return of $186.96 (W)
Baseball:
$100 Giants +109= Return of $209 (W)
$100 LA Angels +127 (L)
$100 Blue Jays/White Sox under 8.5 -120= Return of $183.82 (W)
$100 Brewers +113 (L)
$100 Brewers/Dodgers over 9 +100= Return of $200 (W)
$200 Rays -135= Return of $348.15 (W)
Play of The Day:
$300 Rays/Mariners over 8 -105= Push $300 (P)

Total Wagered: $1400
Total Returned: $1427.93
Total Profit: $27.93
Total Earned to Date: $4322.78

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Visit Nova Scotia

Before I get into it just one minor change after today's crazy day. This isn't something I wanted to do but I've been asked numerous times. I fucking slaughtered the board last night and we earned $1577.43. I've gotten 8 e-mails tonight alone asking me what's my address because people want to send gifts/money. No I don't have a PO Box and I don't want some of you twisted fucks knowing where I live lol. If you'd like to send me something just hit the donate tab. No I ain't turning Hollywood and I don't need the donations but if some of you who use the picks or enjoy the blog want to send something just hit the donate tab or email me at BustaBusta_2001@yahoo.com. These days I get about 15-25 emails a day so I'll get back to you within 48 hours. Who knew killing the board last night would bring all this work. Just Kidding. I trully appreciate all the support you guys give me.

Ever notice how there are commercials every now and then promoting tourism to Eastern Canada. They say places like Nova Scotia and NFLD are beautiful and every so often we get infultrated with commercials about how awesome these places are. Well today I read an article that confirmed my thoughts about the East. http://thechronicleherald.ca/Metro/1180797.html For those that don't have the time to read it, it's about a teen who just plead guilty to fucking his cat. In the past he's also been known to beat up old folks and steal items from them like cell phones. It's bad enough you're fucking around with old people but banging a cat. Are the girls that disgusting in Nova Scotia that people are forced to fuck animals if they want a little action. I like to think I know a little about sex and how things work but I have no clue how could one even have sex with a cat.

That's the problem with Canada. Everyone shits on Toronto but then you discover what people are doing outside of Toronto,  it makes being a Torontonian that much better. Western Canada is filled with hippies who do fuck all, all day and live off the government while the Chinese stay in secluded places. In the Mid-West you have natives running around bitching about shit 100 years ago and beating their wives or killing themselves. In the province of Quebec you have a bunch of unhappy, suicidal twats that want nothing more than to be seperated from Canada. Finally out east which is such an apparent beautiful destination, you have people who have sex with cats. How the fuck could you ever shit on Toronto? We should all visit Nova Scotia where we would hang with alcoholic black people who been drinking since they got off the underground railroad and then we'd get to sleep with our pets.

What the fuck is wrong with people? I don't care if you're uncles blew on your cock when you were 6 years old but there is not one excuse in the book that could justify having sex with a cat. There's no amount of money, there's no sexual incentive, there is not one single reason that would make it okay for annyone to have sex with a cat. However, this is a product of the world we live in. In Toronto when I get bored I just go watch a live sporting event, hit the strip clubs, go to the casino or I hit the pub. There are certain places in Canada where you don't do shit but wank I guess so people get so bored they start banging animals. December 21st 2012 you can't come soon enough, I'm waiting for you with a rosary in my hand and my only suit, take me away....

Recapping the Night: Speechless. Time to cash out. Not all of this but most, I'll go slower on the board as well because I sense a losing streak coming up but damn....wow.
NBA:

$200 Phoenix -2.5= Return of $381.82 (W)
$200 Phoenix/Spurs over 205= Return of $381.82 (W)
MLB:
$100 Mets +108 (L)
$100 Jays +110= Return of $210 (W)
$100 Phillies +110= Return of $210 (W)
$100 Giants/Marlins over 8.5 -120 (L)
$100 Devil Rays -105= Return of $195.23 (W)
$100 Dodgers/Brewers over 8.5 -105= Return of $195.23 (W)
Cricket:
$1000 Austrailia -250= Return of $1400 (W)
Hockey:
$100 Boston Bruins +140= Return of $240 (W)
$100 Chicago Blackhawks +130= Return of $230 (W)
Play of the Day:
MLB: $400 Indians/Jays over 8.5 -120= Return of $733.33 (W)

Total Wagered: $2600
Total Returned: $4177.43
Total Profit: $1577.43
Total Earned To Date: $4294.85

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Virtually Making it Rain

For those that don't know "making it rain" is a concept associated with strip clubs. Idiots and people with a lot of money who have nothing better to do will attend a strip club with $1000+ one dollar bills and will throw them around. A lot of the people who do that dumb shit have no concept of money management and will probably be broke by 40 but it pertains to today's topic. I'm a chronic masturbator therefore I'm always looking for ways to improve the experience. It started with basic television in the late night hours, then it went to downloading porn from sites like napster, then it was tube-porn via porn streaming sites and now it's porn from models on cam sites.

I've recently discovered a site where there are "models" willing to do anything. They're just regular people hooked up to a network that like to stick things up their private parts (all girls). It's a free service however there is a "token system" they use. Basically if you feel the need, you can purchase "tokens" which cost about 25cents for 1. These "models" will start by saying: "2000 tokens and I'll strip, "5000 to see me squirt" and so on because they get half and the owners of the site gets half. I shouldn't be complaining because these dumbasses allow me to enjoy the show for free but fuck there are either some really dumb people with a lot of money in this world or a lot of broke people in this world. Houses are being foreclosed left, right, and centre in this world but you wouldn't know that by this site. There are people dropping 5000 in just a matter of seconds. That's $1250 bucks to see a service that everyone else in the room is getting for free. What the fuck?

I can't comprehend how someone is willing to spend that much to see a hot chick pole dance online when you could get fucked for that sort of money 12x off the internet. I love it because I get to see all the goods and I don't pay shit but I'm really confused as to how people could just spent that sort of money in seconds. If you're going to spend money why not head out to a strip club or hire an escort? What the fuck are people doing with their lives that they are able to spend thousands of dollars to see girls online do freaky things. I doubt any of these guys spending these amounts of money are Bill Gates or Steve Jobs, I'm assuming these are just porn addicts racking up thosands of dollars of debt. Oh well, I benefit from these idiots so I'm off to watch a chick stick a wine bottle up her vagina.

Recapping the Night: Another day, another nice profit
NBA:

$100 Atlanta Hawks +9 (L)
$100 Orlando/ATL under 192 -110= Return of $190.91 (W)
$100 Utah Jazz +6 (L)
$100 Utah/La Lakers over 199= Return of $190.91 (W)
MLB:
$100 LA Angels +168 (L)
$100 St. Louis Cardinals -118 (L)
$100 Atlanta Braves -105 (L)
$100 Padres/Rockies over 7 -125 (L)
$200 Toronto Blue Jays -125= Return of $360 (W)
$100 Twins -125= Return of $180 (W)
$100 San Diego -132= Return of $175.76 (W)
Hockey:
$100 MTL +150 (L)
$100 San Jose +150= Return of $250 (W)
Play of the Day:
MLB: $400 Tampa Bay -132= Return of $703.03 (W)

Total Wagered: $1800

Total Returned: $2050.61
Total Profit: $250.61
Total Earned to Date: $2717.42

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

100 Thungs I'd Change About The World Part 2

50) There would be no such thing as multiple charities. Only one charity per cause allowed.
49) 24 hour transit system everywhere so drunk dudes don't get behind the wheel
48) Only 10minutes of hockey talk allowed per channel on Canadian television, per day.
47) People residing in Boston and Liverpool would be paying higher taxes than everyone else but they'd be too dumb to know it
46) Before there is a cure for cancer I'd make sure cirrhosis of the liver get's cured first
45) Glenn Beck would be given a 150 year prison sentence for being a jackass
44) Nancy Grace would be in solitary confinement for the rest of her life
43) I'd make sure referees in the NBA stop calling pussy ass fouls
42) The NBA would be run by a black dude, not a white guy who has nearly ruined the league
41) Justin Bieber and his fans would be egged, often
40) Dog The Bounty Hunter would be given a 1 year prison sentence and his entire prison term would be televised
39) I'd appoint 50% of the world's dentists' to England immediately
38) Abortions would be legal, everywhere
37) There would be a Museum dedicated to Jack Tripper (John Ritter) for the legend that he was
36) Jehoviah Witnessess would not be allowed to known on anyone's door.
35) Krispe Kreme Donuts would still be around, everywhere
34) Dunkin Donuts would be more popular than shitty Tim Hortons
33) Black kids who wanted to play hockey from 16 and under would not have to pay a cent.
32) The WNBA would no longer exist
31) The speed limit for highways/free way would be 120km/hr
30) Chinese people have to re-take a driving test every 5 years
29) Baseball would have 8 teams per league in the playoffs
28) Hockey/NBA playoffs would be over in May, not mid June
27) Gabriel Morency would get his own channel
26) There would be no troops in Iraq/Afghanistan
25) Bottled watter would cost 50% less than whatever it costs now
24) There would be no such thing as frozen pizzas. That shit is too disgusting to sell.
23) MLS would no longer be around
22) All models would have to maintain a minimum weight of 105lbs regardless of height.
21) Taxi Fares would be reduced
20) Lap Dances would only cost $5 for a 3min. song
19) Car Insurance would change yearly ( If you didn't cause any shit in the last year you'll be paying less)
18) Casinos would be closer to the city and not in BumFuckAll, Nativeville
17) Detroit and Buffalo would be re-scaled and there would be farms everywhere
16) Disney would be forced to sell ESPN
15) Dancing with the Stars would no longer be on television
14) Prison Break would still be on television
13) No bike lanes, anywhere
12) Jaywalking would not be illegal. Use at your own risk
11) Toronto would be its own province
10) Infomercials would never be on the television
9) HBO would be free for everyone
8) Jonas Brothers and their fans would be egged, often
7) 5k to everyone that graduated highschool with a 70average or over
6) 10k to anyone who graduates University
5) WWE Divas would be wrestling, naked
4) The Office, Entourage, would have new episodes 40 weeks every year
3) Heroin would be re-named Janis Joplin
2) Gilligan's Island would still be on television similar to Coronation Street where it just keeps going on and on and on
1) I'd have the power to give out random breast exams at any time to anyone over the age of 14.

Recapping the Night: I managed to do well considering how terrible I started
Cricket:

$100 West Indies -110= Return of $190.91 (W)
MLB:
$100 Blue Jays +102= Return of $202 (W)
$100 Texas Rangers +116= Return of $216 (W)
$100 Rockies/Padres over 6.5 -115= Return of $186.86 (W)
$100 Phillies +112 (L)
$100 Phillies/Cards over 9 -125= Return of $100 (P)
$200 Yankees/Orioles over 9 -110 (L)
$100 Mets +135 (L)
$100 Royals/White Sox Under 9.5 +100= Return of $200 (W)
Basketball:
$100 Celtics +6.5= Return of $190.91 (W)
$100 Phoenix Suns -4= Return of $190.91 (W)
Hockey:
$100 Bruins -1.5 +210 (L)
Soccer:
$100 Wigan -138 (L)
$200 Arsenal +110 (L)
Play of the Day:
NBA: $300 Suns/Spurs over 203.5 -110= Return of $572.73 (W)

Total Wagered: $1900

Total Returned: $2050.32
Total Profit: $150.32
Total Earned to Date: $2466.81

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

100 Things I'd Change About The World

I often wish I had super powers that would allow me to change the world. Life would suck a lot less and I'd be a much happier person. However I'm sitting here blogging on this shitty futon, with my clothes smelling like alcohol and puke. All because my bed sheets are soaking in piss and puke after a crazy Saturday Night and I'm waiting til the folks head out to work before I clean up because they don't know. So over the next 2 days I'm going to write all the things I'd change in this world that would make it a better place. Enjoy:

100) Legalize Marijuana
99) Statutory Rape should not be judged by age, but size of the breasts/ass. Unless she's under 13..then you're a sicko.
98) Gambling should be legal everywhere
97) Maxium price of any pint: $5.95
96) No black people should be in charge of anything other than sports/music.
95) Unlimited bandwidth for those with internet
94) Teachers can have sex with students as long as they aren't under 13
93) Public sex is allowed and better yet, encouraged
92) Swearing would be seen as artistic and creative and generally applauded in society
91) All priests have to get married (or at least get some form of pussy)
90) No Speedos
89) Athletes who are on teams with a record under .440  have to give back 50% of their salary
88) Universities are responsible for finding work for 100% of their Graduating class.
87) Minimum 100 year sentence for anyone found guilty of murder/rape/child porn
86) Tax breaks for females who have a C cup or higher
85) Anything over 10cms of snow and the whole city gets shut down
84) Anything lower than -20 degrees with windchill and the city gets shut down
83) Mexicans get a different minimum wage than everyone else (could be subsitiuted with alcohol)
82) No gays (lesbians are allowed as long as they aren't the dyke kind)
81) Everybody has to maintain a weight in a specific range in relation to their height
80) Everyone gets Remembrance Day off
79) Nudity on the television is permitted
78) Fines for Men in Skinny Jeans, Pink, or wearing shades indoors
77) American Idol would never be shown on the television again
76) Anyone with a drug addiction goes to jail until they are seen as clean
75) Assisted suicide would be legal and also encouraged
74) Pitbulls would be legal, everywhere
73) During a divorce, both parties don't get half. They get whatever they contributed by looking at their salaries. Child support is a fixed number for each class (lower,middle,upper)
72) Prositution would be legal everywhere
71) Africa would never get any debt relief. Let em all kill each other or learn to get along
70) No salary cap in any sport
69) Prices for flights would be reduced to fare zones
68) No more OPEC-fixed prices for oil
67) Retirement for Blacks kick in at age 55 (they live less than other people)
66) The amount of tax you pay on your salary is a fixed 29%
65) Public Transit would be subjected to fare zones and fixed fares for 10 years
64) If you're found under the drinking/driving limit, even 0.07 then they have to let your ass go
63) MMA would be sanctioned, everywhere.
62) You only pay for the channels you watch
61) Companies would not be permitted to outsource
60) Every athlete that suffers a concussion has to sit out for an extended period of time and be re-evaluated by a brain specialist on the outside.
59) No more handicapped spots- If you're driving a car you're capable of walking just like everyone else
58) No laws against piracy/other forms of downloading shit from the net
57) If you are caught diving/flopping in any sport then it's an automatic 10 game suspension
56) No more fighting in hockey
55) All professional athletes have to take a money management course
54) Public Intoxication would no longer be illegal
53) Alcohol could be served at any time of day
52) Free pole dancing classes that the gov't will subsidize
51) No more WheelTrans. Handicapped people have to use the bus like everybody else

Recapping the Night: Was in no mood to do any sort of research today so there were no picks. Recapping a successful Saturday night:

MLB:
$200 Oakland As +109 = Return of $418 (W)
$200 Detroit Tigers +100= Return of $400 (W)
Basketball:
$100 Boston Celtics over 191 -110= Return of $190.91 (W)
Hockey:
$100 Chicago -1.5 +195 (L)
Soccer:
$100 Real Salt Lake -120= Return of $183.33 (W)
$200 Barcelona -175= Return of $314.29 (W)
Boxing:
$100 Floyd Mayweather by KO/TKO/DQ +350 (L)
Cricket:
$500 Pakistan -350= Return of $642.86 (W)
Play of The Day:
$300 Diamondbacks (mlb) -105 (L)

Total Wagered: $1800
Total Returned: $2149.39
Total Profit: $349.39
Total Earned to Date: $2316.49

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Why Soccer Doesn't Succeed in North America

I've been asked numerous times to state my feelings on the MLS in a blog, here goes. One of the things that people try to force down my throat in this city is soccer. I love the EPL, I don't like the politics that come with it but I love the league. I'm reluctant to say I love the sport, with all the bullshit that surrounds it but I live and die, Manchester United and that's how it is always going to be. One thing I don't understand, despite riding the wagon for a few months is why the fuck is soccer even in North America. The video above gives us 4 words that describes soccer in Canada and the USA: It is motherfucking garbage. There once was a time you could goto the stadium for $17 bucks, sneak in a few waterbottles of vodka and get plastered out of your mind and call it a night. It was a great event for great value. Then, people started realizing that it's just complete trash. My 8 year old female cousin will never miss a shot like that on her primary school team but you have a grown ass man fucking up a ball like that.

The motherfucker is from Sierra Leone shouldn't he be fighting civil wars or something. There's enough soccer to the deep south of us or on the other side of the pond, we don't need it shoved down our throats here in USA/Canada. The fans consist of guys who crave some live action of the sport at a professional level, people who think they're British hooligans, and soccer-moms who want to take the family out for a nice all you can eat meal like they do in KC. This shit is fucking worthless. I destroyed far too much brain cells watching this Fisher Price league and I'm beyond ectastic that the honeymoon is now over.

Americans like basketball, football, baseball, and if you're in the deep south, Nascar. Canadians live for hockey, this soccer shit isn't going to work. I rather beat off on a Saturday afternoon to Halle Berry in Monster's Ball than go down and watch high-school level soccer with a bunch of homos that think it's fun throwing streamers and talk in fake British accents. I have it on good word that the referees have been told to call a lot of penalties because the league wants high-scoring games. It's the league where players go when they're ready to die.  Not sure the exact number but a few years ago the minimum contract was $12,500, why not work at a fucking bowling alley? Go TFC!

Recapping the Night: Adding a new section. P.O.D (play of the day). Started off bad and it ended that way however for one strange reason or another I think I'm finally going to hit some big winners on Saturday. Let's Get it.

MLB:

$200 Cleveland Indians +100 (L)
$200 New York Mets +140= Return of $480 (W)
$100 Rockies/Giants over 7 -120= Return of $100 (P)
$100 Royals/D-Rays over 9.5 +100 (L)
$100 Rangers/Seattle over 7 -120 (L)
$100 Jays/Rays over 9 +100= Return of $200 (W)
NBA:
$200 Denver Nuggets +6 -110 (L)
$200 Lakers/Thunder under 194 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)
$100 Hawks/Bucks over 190 -110 (L)
Hockey:
$100 Habs/Pens under 5.5 -105 (L)
Cricket:
$2000 West Indies -700= Return of $2285.17 (W)
Arena Football:
$100 Orlando -5 (L)
$100 Dallas -9= Return of $190.91 (W)
$100 Utah +13= Return of $190.91 (W)


Play of the Day: 0-1-0 (-4 units)
Cricket Sri Lanka vs New Zealand
$400 Sri Lanka -162 (L)

Total Wagered: $4100
Total Returned: $3828.81
Total Loss: $271.19
Total Earned to Date: $1967.10

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.