Like Drugs, When you Encounter a Hot Teen, Just Say No

The love lady on your right is Zahia Dehar. Take a good look boys, now stop watching. If you're still watching her then chances are you're a sick, twisted pedophile. That bitch is like 12. Okay a slight over-exaggeration but she just celebrated her 18th birthday. Why the big fuss? She's been fucking 4 guys on the French National Soccer team, including everyone's favourite Franck Ribery and Kareem Terrorist.Is France really like Senegal? Is there not enough pussy to go around so they all resort to sharing some fake breasted underaged hoe. This thing is wrong on so many levels I don't know where to begin. Let's start with the most famous player of them all (no pun intended) Ribery.

His French ass is so ugly you just know he went 4th in the four-man rotation. There's Kareem Benezema who is an Algerian Muslim, enough said. Sidney Govou is the token negro so he was definitely batting lead-off. Then there's Ben Arfa, a French kid originally from Tunasia....he probably lost his virginity to this hoe. So all these guys for the past year have been sharing this one girl, Zahia. Ribery, who is lucky he married a white woman, has her full support in the trial accusing him of being a pedophile. These guys make millions of dollars a year and not only do they share prostitutes which is disgusting in itself, they go for the under-aged ones. Now a guy like me who is just a degenerate gambler with no hope of doing anything productive in this world; if a chick like that comes my way and wants some cock I'm not refusing. However, multi-millionare athletes are going for the young ones these days? What the fuck.

I'm convinced these guys will just fuck the first pussy they see. You got a French dude, an Algerian, a Tunasian, and a negro from Benin (where the fuck??) all sharing a  Moroccan. When I think of Morocco I think of sand and terrorists trying to fuck my shit up, it's definitely not a place I venture to bang women. I mean you're all French for fuck sakes the whole country is filled with pussies. (Literally and figuratively) You 4 twisted fucks had to get one teenager and decided to share her? Is it worth the trial for banging an under-age broad? That pussy must now be wider than Rihanna's forehead. Once again we see a huge issue with today's modern day athlete. Their decision making skills are so terrible they could legally be declared retarded. They'll stick their dick inside anything: females, males, animals, pool jets, it's all fair game. I'm out guys going to go on Expedia to book a flight to Morocco, don't ask why!

Recapping the Night: Joba does his best Kyle Farnsworth Impression. Pierce shows Kobe how it's done, and an unusal number of pushes.

NBA:

$100 Boston Celtics +165= Return of $265 (W)
$200 Boston Celtics +4 -110= Return of $381.82 (W)
$200 Denver Nuggets +120 (L)
$100 Nuggets/Jazz under 216 -110= Return of $190.91 (W)
MLB:
$200 Yankees -130 (L)
$100 Jays/Rays over 8.5 -115= Return of $186.96 (W)
$100 Cardinals/Giants over 6.5 -130 (L)
$100 Rockies +101= Push/Return of $100 (P)
$100 Brewers +110 (L)
$100 Brewers/Cubs over 9 +100= Push/Return of $100 (P)
$100 Mets +121= Return of $221 (W)
NHL:
$50 Bruins +130 (L)
$100 Kings/Canucks over 5.5 +120= Return of $220 (W)
$100 RedWings/Phoenix over 5 -130= Push/Return of $100 (P)

Total Wagered: $1650

Total Returned: $1765.69
Total Profit: $115.69
Total Earned to Date: $3506.66

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Message to Kobe from a Disgruntled Gambler

The rapist, pedophile from Italy better yet known to the world as Kobe Bryant is a fucking faggot. I'd wish him death from aids but aids doesn't deserve that sort of torture. Kobe Bryant you are one fucking ballerina piece of shit cunt. In a typical basketball game if you're not shooting well it would be wise to pass the ball around especially if you're being triple-teamed. However, because Kobe is some over-confident cocky son of a bitch he doesn't need to do those things. In Kobe's world he's allowed to blow double-digit leads and despite shooting 10-29, it's okay because it's Kobe fucking Bryant. That's what is wrong with today's modern day athlete, there is no one to get in their faces and tell them to stop being such a fucking ass clown. Guys are surrounded by people who constatly tell them how amazing they are and there is no accountability.

Kobe, your fan base consists of rich Asian doctors that have no clue about basketball or Mexicans who are trying to get their permanent resident status so they try and become as much "American" as they can. For fuck sakes your wife is Mexican, who the fuck willingly marries a Mexican?  When it's all said and done you're going to be most famous for banging the shit out of some average white teen in Eagle, Colorado and then paying her to shut up and paying your Mexican wife to stay with you. Yup, you're so fucking stupid you paid a Mexican to stay with you. What I watched today was the most pathetic display of basketball I have ever seen in my life. They defended your ass well so what do you do? You shoot and shoot and shoot, get blocked, some of them were airballs and then you look to the refs and pout because things weren't going your way.

On most nights you remind the world of Jordan, today you were Jose Calderon in disguise.  Just because Cabral Richards and every other dumb piece of shit in the world sucks your dick doesn't give you a right to play basketball like a total assclown when you feel like it.I wonder what it's like being a guy whose only friends are the Donkey from Shrek and the Blue thing in Avatar. It's okay for you to shoot 10-29 and single-handedly take your team out of the game Kobe because you're the perfect athlete .Sorry princess you'll never be the best. Tell Shaq how his ass tastes.

Recapping the Night:
Cricket:

$300 Chennai Super Kings -138= Return of $519.39 (W)
NBA:
$200 Cavs -3.5 -110 (L)
$200 Lakers +150 (L)
$200 Phoenix Suns -105= Return of $390.48 (W)
$100 Suns/Trailblazers over 204.5 (L)
MLB:
$100 LA Dodgers -116 (L)
$200 Colorado Rockies -170= Return of $317.65 (W)
$100 Devil Rays +105= Return of $205 (W)
$150 Brewers -150= Return of $250 (W)
Soccer:
$150 Draw or Fulham Win +110= Return of $315 (W)

Total Wagered: $1700

Total Returned: $1997.52
Total Profit: $297.52
Total Earned to Date: $3393.97

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Commercials Give Me Urges, Usually Bad Ones

If you haven't seen the above commercial on your television screen please click the link before you continue any futher. We've all made mistakes in our lives and I've probably been behind the wheel once or twice when I shouldn't have been and I'm thankful everyday that nothing came of it and I was able to realize my mistake. However, between MADD and that dumb ass commercial that is always on the television, I think I'm going to start advocating for drunk driving. Sometimes people don't think before they get behind the wheel and a poor soul could be killed over one's stupidity but it's not always a bad thing. Take for example I'm at the pub and I smash about 10 pints of MGD. I get behind the wheel, now there are statistics that say I may kill an innocent human being. There are also statistics that say I might kill one of those annoying cunts in the youtube video. The reward is far greater than the potential risk.

It's worth the jail time if you ask me. These cunts make these dumbass videos, get paid and everytime I'm watching a sporting event on the television I hear that gay ass song. " You can do the right thing"....bitch shut the hell up I want to do the opposite of whatever the fuck you're telling me to do. After viewing that commercial repeatedly I'm suprised someone hasn't gone out, gotten hammered and just ran people over for the fuck of it. The commercial makes it seem as though being dead is far better than living on this earth with cunt actors like those people.

Then you got MADD who exploit the victims of Drunk Driving and hoards all the loot to themselves. The non-for-profit organization spends 58% of its revenue on fund raising. So they make money to make more money, how fucking great. All the while these cunts are crying about video games like GTA and the age limits pertaining to alcohol. 90% of kids have had their first drink by 16 years old, MADD you aren't doing shit but taking donations as hefty salaries. The government of Ontario, please handle drunk driving cases and do whatever you want with people who drive drunk. That shit ain't got nothing to do with me because I don't do it. However, if your going to subject me to these gay ass ads then soon enough I'm going to start thinking about drinking and driving because surely being dead or in jail is much better than watching MADD or that other dumb ass ad you have on my television screen. In all seriousness folks don't drink and drive, instead you should smoke and fly.

Recapping the Night:
Cricket:

$300 Mumbai Indians -138= Return of $517.39 (W)
NBA: $100 Orlando Magic -8.5= Return of $190.91 (W)
$200 Dallas Mavericks -3.5 (L)
MLB:
$100 SF Giants +111 (L)
$200 Rockies -108 (L)
$200 Phillies -160- Return of $323.08 (W)
$100 Devil Rays +100= Return of $200 (W)
$100 KC Royals +100= Return of $200 (W)
$100 Cardinals -156=Return of $164.52 (W)
Hockey:

$200 Washington Capitals -200= Return of $300 (W)

Total Wagered: $1600
Total Returned: $1895.90
Total Profit: $295.90
Total Earned to Date: $3093.44

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

If You're Going To Do Something Illegal, At Least Do it Right

Oh Africa, can you do anything right? These Nigerian scam emails they send to people have been going on for years but until this past week I've never actually seen one. I finally received one in my junk email folder and I was completely shocked that people in this world are actually that fucking stupid to fall for this dumb shit. This random bitch named Jane Gargan pm'd me tellig me she saw my profile and was interested in me. I'm thinkin, I know this is a fucking scam but at least send me a picture of yourself. I thought Jane Gargan was a white name so I was actually delighted when I saw that she/he responded to me email with a picture. This bitch said she's from fucking Sudan and then gave me some ugly ass picture.

Bitch, I wanted a white girl not some ugly Sudanese girl. Anyway in the following email this Jane girl who looks like a dark fat version of Helen Hunt told me her father was assassinated and she doesn't feel safe in her country. She wanted to wire me $7.2 million USD and once everything was clear we'd go 60/40 on the transaction. Who in the fuck wants to believe that? Some random bootleg Helen Hunt Sudanese girl's father left her $7.2 million usd and she isn't safe in her hut and wants to split the money up with me. You can add up the combined savings of every single citizen of Sudan and that money wouldn't even equal to 1/4th of $7 million yet I'm supposed to believe this ugly bitch who probably shares a hut with 30 people who all have aids.

C'mon man that isn't the way to do things. First of all you need a realistic attractive white girl. Then you need a realistic figure not $7.2 million USD but instead a couple hundred thousand and a bag of Fritos. The email should have said, "Hey I'm a sexy spanish chick from Mallorca, Spain and my dad is upset with me because he found out I'm not a virgin. I'm worried that he'll transfer all my savings and he'll send me to public school. People accept this $100,000 and if all goes well you get 15% and a few naked pics, I'll even see you and let you cum on my face." I'd be all over that deal quicker than Franck Ribery when he sees an underage Moroccan prostitute. No one wants some broken down, aids filled Sudanese girl with $7.2 million in monopoly money, Africa get serious.

Recapping the Night: Lost all the figures but we lost $151.43 last night. We'll bounce back. More picks coming soon.

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Blog Returns No Later Than Noon

Exams are almost over, one left. I'm tired so no blog til the morning/noon. I'll leave the one cricket play up because I think the match kicks off at 10:30am. Enjoy the day (by that I mean don't infect anyone with aids)

Some Lives Are Simply Worth Not Living

Today we're going to look at another Asian country that should have all of its citizens shipped to the South Pole. Welcome to South Korea, a place where people have fought for independence, have made shitty ass Kia cars and in general make discount electronics that only black people and white  trailor-trash buy. I recently read an article that made me think about how some people just have to be controlled. I was browsing the net the other day when I came across an article about a South Korean couple who were being charged with mudering their child. The motive? They neglected the kid and she died from malnutrition because they were too busy feeding their virtual baby in an online computer game. I wish this were a fucking joke but the truth is, it's more real than Toronto FC missing the playoffs this season.


Really South Korea, what the fuck is wrong with you people? I wish that North Korean crazy fuck, Kim Jong had control of you retards. You fuckers shouldn't even be allowed to visit the bathroom without responsible people holding your hands. The leader of South Korea is worried about a crisis because there are so many people addicted to gaming in this country. Not even black people could be so irresponsible. You fuckers need to be controlled in everything you do. Should be forced to wear helmets to bed, game consoles and computers should be banned in your country and wearing adult diapers should be mandatory for the whole country. I'd ask these cocks if they ever got laid but they aren't even interested in pussy, a bunch of asexual motherfuckers who live to raise virtual kids on the computer.


Go out and do drugs or fuck multiple hoes or make money. Don't sit inside your fucking house all day raising "pretend" kids while making your kids suffer (literally) This couple should be sentenced to life in solitary confinement and the one hour of recreation time they get should consist of some big black dude raping the fuck out of them. Inhumane and quite incomprehensible, I agree but what these fuckers are doing is the same damn thing. If you're neglecting a child for a virtual computer game, then your life is simply not worth living and you should be forced to live a life controlled by someone else. What the fuck is so fascinating about raising an online child anyway? Could I wank too it? no. Does it give me weed or money? no. Will it help me get laid, I'd like to think no but in this region of the world who the fuck knows. South Korea smarten up because that Kim Jong motherfucker got nuclear weapons up his ass and if you keep slipping up he'll use em. To be honest, I don't think the world would shed a tear either. I'm out, going to play FIFA 2010.

Recapping the Night: Fuckin stubborness with NHL. The other night I liked Pitt. at -125 and didn't take it. Tonight I said I'm going to take everything I like and it cost me.

NBA:

$100 Chicago/Cleveland over 191 -110= Return of $190.91 (W)
$100 Cleveland -10.5 -110 (L)
$100 Nuggets/Jazz over 212.5= return of $190.91 (W)
Cricket:
$200 Mumbai Indians -138 (L)
MLB:
$100 Devil Rays +160=return of $260 (W)
$200 Cardinals -132=return of $355.04 (W)
$200 Rockies -150 (L)
Hockey:
$100 Canucks -115 (L)
$100 Sabres/Bruins over 5 +105 (L)

Total Wagered: $1200
Total Returned: $996.86
Total Loss: $203.14
Total Earned to Date: $2949.37

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Blowing Harder than Kim Kardashian after she sees a Black Guy

Before I get into it I'd just like to say I'm motherfuckin back. Had to take a few days off to get somethings out the way but thanks for all your patience. I just want to say ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Take that Europe, you fuckers aren't going anywhere for a while. If there's one thing I hate about Europeans it's the nationalism. Where you from? Oh Glasgow, we live in council homes but we have the best city in the world. Where you from? Oh Romania, we have gypsies and  people who look like unicorns but we're the best country in the world. Like fuck off Europe, your all a bunch of Kylie Minogue listening, speedo wearing faggots.

Everyday I'm in one way or another forced to hear about how great Europe is. How soccer is so amazing, how the mild temperatures are great and how the girls are amazing. It was so amazing that they needed help from the Western World in order to save themselves, twice. Europe, eat a dick and I'm glad that you're all stranded and suffering and bitching because of the Icelandic volcano . Pipe down Europe you gave us Oasis, the Beatles, and Abba no need to tell us how great you are. The greatest thing that could have happened to the world was the Icelandic Volcano. We are spared from your skinny-jeans loving, faggot metro-sexual attitude. Real men drink beer, listen to Sam Cooke and fuck bitches with fat asses. We don't wear sweatered vests, listen to techno and and have orgies that are a 7 to1 dick to pussy ratio. Our cops pack heat and shoot at random black people. They don't wear Prada, listen to the Opera and drive shitty ass scooters or drink coffee in small ass cups.

Europe has laughed at us for years upon years. I know of faggot ass Dutch people who laughed during 9/11, Russias/English who discredited the Winter Olympics because they couldn't compete and the English boo'd the American National Anthem during the Ricky Hatton/ Floyd Mayweather Jr. fight. Now they're all stranded with their cocks in their hand moaning and bitching because they can't leave. I'm sure Europe is a nice place, to visit when your going to die. What the fuck am I going to do in that shitty English weather? When I want pussy in Central Europe should I flag down a gypsie? When I want to sleep in Northern Europe am I expected to lay my head in some big ass castle? C'mon Europe you don't have shit but football (soccer) and the occasional hot bird who don't even fuck with men. Rather vacation in Darfur.

Recapping the Night: We got lucky with the Suns/Trailblazers game but oh well, we've had enough bad luck let's keep it rolling.

Cricket:

$200 Chennai Superkings -162=Return of $323.08 (W)
$100 Delhi Daredevils -138 (L)
Soccer:
$300 Real Madrid -275= Return of $409.09 (W)
$200 Colorado Rapids -138= Return of $345.45(W)
NBA:
$200 Dallas -4.5 -110= Return of $381.82(W)
$300 Phoenix/Portland over 204.5 -110= Return of $572.72 (W)
$100 Orlando -10 (L)
$100 Lakers -7.5= Return of $190.91 (W)
$50 Phoenix -8 (L)
$50 Lakers/OKC over 196.5 (L)

Total Wagered: $1600
Total Returned: $2223.08

Total Profit: $623.08
Total Earned to Date: $3152.51

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.