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The blog in its entirety returns tomorrow but today we'll just look at this gem. Picks will be posted soon:

Cricket:

$100 Mumbai Indians -110= Return of $190.91 (W)
$200 Kolkata Knight Riders -110= Return of $381.81 (W)
NBA:
$100 Cavs/Bulls Under 193 -110= Return of $190.91 (W)
$200 Hawks -8.5 -110 = Return of $381.81 (W)
$300 Denver/Utah Over 207.5 -110 Return of $571.73 (W)
$100 Celtics -4 -110= Return of $190.91 (W)
Soccer:
$300 Villareal -135= Return of $522.22 (W)
MLB:
$50 Phillies -110 (L)
$50 LA Angels -110= Return of $95.45 (W)
$300 Yankees -180 = Return of $466.67 (W)
$100 Detroit Tigers -134 (L)

Total Wagered: $1800
Total returned: $2993.42
Total Profit $1193.42
Total Earned to Date: $2529.43

No Blog Today Just picks, Blog Returns Monday Morning.

Going to hit the board hard today

Total Earned to Date: $1668.01
Cricket:
$200 Deccan Chargers -150 (W)= Return of $333
MLB:
$100 Cincy Reds +100 (L)
$50 Rockies +125 (L)
$50 Mets/Cardinals over 8 -110 (L)
$100 Giants +133 (L)
$100 LA Angels -105 (W)= Return of $195
$50 Devil Rays +166 (P)= Return of $50
NHL:
$100 Chicago Nashville over 5 +125 (P)= Return of $50
$100 Pittsburgh -1.5 +125 (L)
$100 New Jersey/Philly Under 5 -115 (L)
$50 Phoenix +115 (L)
$50 Colorado +225 (L)
$50 Colorado/SJ over 5.5 +120 (W)= Return of $110

Total Wagered: $1100
Total Returned: $738
Total Loss: $362
Total Earned to Date: $1336.01

Fuck My Life, Literally.

If you can't tell by now I'm a fairly bitter person. Gambling has made me this way. I could win $1000 or lose $1000, it wouldn't even in the slighest make a difference, I've become immune to this shit. I find negative aspects in everything and just exploit the hell out of it and make a little money in the process. However, there is one thing in my life that I love to do and find no fault, no pain, and no suffering in doing: masturbating. Ever since I was 13, I've been beating my meat at the very least 4x a day. Sometimes more, sometimes less but in the past 8 years I've probably only missed a day or two. It's a release mechanism I absolutely love (maybe even better than real sex If I'm being honest) However, it's all about to come to an end.


The word "addiction" is being used far too frequently in today's world but because of the actions of Tiger Woods, I now have to pay. One of my hoes is convinced I have a sex addiction and wants to me slow it down. If I don't masturbate for the next 2 weeks, she'll not only fuck me but send me some loot in the process. It isn't about the reward but it's about finding the strength to last. Without thinking twice, I agreed to it. At first we agreed on 1 week but then she started saying how I'd crack tomorrow and I told her "bitch I could go 2 weeks." and thus we arrived at this stage. Now I thought that compulsive wanking was bad for one's health and reproductive system but upon further review there is nothing wrong but being addicted to playing with yourself.


That's right, for the next 2 week I can't wank and then I find out there's nothing wrong with compulsive wanking. What the fuck? Withdrawal symptoms include high levels of anxiety, headaches and just being irritable. Great I can't wait to get healed for something that isn't a fucking problem. So for the next 2 weeks there will be no skype, sex, no cam4, and no Daisy Marie. Instead I'm going to focus more on school, ya right! Now I figure that some of you degenerates that read my blog are so wrapped up in other various addictions (gambling, alcohol, ) that most of you probably haven't seen pussy or touched yourself in months. Any words of advice?


Programming Note: I got a big exam in the future I've been neglecting. There won't be any blog until tomorrow. I know I know I find this shit theraputic but I really need to get shit done. Picks will still be posted.


Recapping the Night: Nasty night, could have been significantly worse though. Far too ambitious, got to go back to what was working:


Cricket:


$200 Chennai Super Kings -110 (L)
$200 Delhi +125 (in game)= Possible return of $450 (W)
MLB:
$50 Cincy Reds +135 (L)
$50 LA Dodgers -110- Possible return of $95.45 (W)
$100 Red SoxTwins over 9 -110 (L)
$200 Chicago White Sox +114 (L)
$50 Yankees/Angels over 10 +105 (L)
$50 Orioles/Athletics over 8 -110= (P)= Return of $50
NHL:
$50 Boston Bruins +150 (L)
$50 Washington -1.5 +100 (L)
$50 LA Kings +170 (L
$50 La Kings/Canucks under 5.5 +120= Possible return of $110 (W)
$100 Bruins/Sabres under 5 -120= Possible return of $180(W)
MLS:
$200 Philadelphia Union +300= Possible return of $800 (L)


Total Wagered: $1400
Total Returned: $885.45
Total Loss: 514.45
Total Earned to Date: $1668.01
May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Trying To Bust a Nut Is Becoming Increasingly Harder

With people like Tiger Woods and Jesse James getting caught in the act and guys like Ben Roethlisberger being accused of beating up some drunk 20-year old, it's becoming increasingly harder for athletes to do their thing. Why do people give a fuck? Can't we just accept the fact that they are millionares who provide materialistic things to hot broads in return for vagina. Instead people get all righteous. Now Big Ben has to deal with the media and a possible league suspensionall because he was trying to get some pussy. What the fuck was Tiger Woods' wife before she met him? A nanny. He gave her the nice car, designer clothes, and expensive ass jewelery. These hoes need to realize their place and cook and clean and let their rich ass husbands do their thing.

Can't we just accept the fact that people in higher places get easier access to vagina than most of us and in order to obtain that they need to cheat. Doctors cheat on their wives with patients all the time. Politicians cheat on their wives with 20-year old internships. Catholic Priests cheat on God with little boys. It's just a fact of life that we have to accept. Every now and then, these hoes get crazy and will blow your fucking head off. It's a risk you have to take, just call it "Steve McNaired." You're an NBA player, your in a different city 2x a week and you got fuck all to do in a hotel room for the night, of course you're going to try and find some pussy, what else is there to do. Asking for these athletes to not cheat is damn near impossible. These guys never went to class so they can't read. They just know the words "Fuck Me?"

Seriously if I were a professional athlete I'd have the hot wife and kid that I spend 7 months of the year with but for 5 months I'd be banging every hot girl I see. You make millions of dollars and for the better part of the day you don't got shit to do. You call up a hoe, give her some filet mignion and ground and pound that bitch like it's a UFC fight. Instead we got athletes and other celebrities being forced to seek "treatment." to cure the addiction. If you want to stop an athlete from cheating then it's simple, pay those fuckers minimum wage.  Actually that won't work we all saw what Gregg Oden was packing I think they need to be paid Mexican minimum wage. Wives who are married to athletes or other famous folks need to realize that they're only good for taking care of the kids and being on display at public events. They get to live the nice life at no real cost, so shut the hell up and let them do their thing. Athletes cheat, accept it.

Recapping the Night: God I love America's past-time. Thanks for the Rangers/Draw tip Cheebs, I would have never known. Interesting trend, the 4 NHL dogs all paid out.
Cricket:
$100 Bangalore Royal Challengers -125= Possible return of $180 (W)
NBA:
$100 Toronto Raptors -8= Possible return of $190.91 (W)
$100 Indiana Pacers -2 (L)
Soccer:
$100 Rangers -110 (L)
$100 Bordeaux -150= Possible return of $166.67 (L)
$100 Marseille -150= Possible return of $166.67= Possible return of $190.91 (W)
$100 Rangers/Dundee draw half time in game +170= $270(W)
MLB:
$50 Brewers +130 (L)
$50 Phillies/Washington over 10 -105= Possible return of $97.62 (W)
$50 LA/Diamondbacks over 8 -110=Possible return of $95.45 (W)
$100 Yankees/Angels over 10 -105 (L)
$50 Red Sox/Twins over 8.5 -120= Possible return of $91.67 (W)
$100 Jays/White Sox over 8.5 -110= Possible return of $190.91 (W)
$100 White Sox -110= Possible return of $190.91 (W)
$100 Texas Rangers -110= Possible return of $190.91(W)
NHL:
$100 Phoenix -105= Possible return of $195.24 (W)
$50 SJ Sharks -1.5 +130 (L)
$100 Devils/Flyers over 5 -140 (L)
$100 Pens -1.5 +155 (L)

Total Wagered: $1650

Total Returned: $1884.53
Total Profit: $234.53
Total Earned to Date: $2182.46

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Fuck You Windows.

Okay, there won't be a blog today, but it isn't my fault. I just spent about 45 minutes writing and editing what was supposed to be today's entry then some Windows Update thing popped up and shut down my computer. I have a theory that it's google fucking with me after I fucked with them. Anyways as a dedicated writer the responsible thing to do would be to re-write my entry and have it up in the morning. Only one problem, I'm black...responsibility doesn't exist in my vocabulary. Sorry folks but I'm more beat than a Mexican housewife. Blog returns on Thursday.  Don't blame me, blame Mr. Gates.




Recapping the Night: I slaughtered it...


Cricket:


$100 Mumbai Indians +100 = Possible Return of $200 (W)
$200 Chennai Super Kings -138= Possible return of $345.45 (W)
MLB:
$50 Dodgers/D'Backs over 8 +100= Possible return of $100 (W)
$100 Cincy Reds +118= Possible return of $218 (W)
$100 Mets +132 (L)
$50 Tigers/Royals over 9.5 +115 =Possible return of $107.5 (W)
$50 Yankees/Angels over 10 -115= Possible return of $93.48 (W)
$100 Rays -120 = Possible return of $180 (W)
$200 White Sox/Jays over 8 -115 (L)
$50 Mariners/Athletics over 8 +115 (L)
Soccer:
$50 Newcastle +160- Possible return of $130 (W)
$100 Leeds -110 = Possible return of $190.91 (W)
$50 Inter Milan +190= Possible return of $145 (W)
NBA:
$100 Lakers/Kings over 196= Possible return of $190.91(W)
$100 Denver/Suns over 216= Possible return of $190.91 (W)


Total Wagered: $1400


Total Returned: $2092.16
Total Profit: $692.16


Total Earned to Date: $1947.93

Stop Lying to the Girls

I know the music game for the most part has gone to shit because of little faggots like Justin Bieber running around but we all need to stop it. Lately I've been noticing an increasing trend in songs promoting inner beauty. Could we quit lying to them already. Nobody trully believes that piece of shit looking Hippo in the movie "Precious" is beautiful. Hoes, James Blunt was lying when he said you're beautiful. This inner-beauty nonsense is all a big lie because it doesn't exist. If inner beauty made any difference then Oprah and Tracy Chapman would be getting plowed every night. Life's a bitch and the sooner the young ones realize that the more successful they'll be.

L'Oreal says "buy my product because you're worth it." The truth is, if you're fat, downright ugly, or have no physical appeal the your not worth it. There's always hotter looking girls ready to take your spot. It's irresponsible that people like Tyra Banks influence the younger ones into thinking that they shouldn't watch what they eat and they don't have to do anything they don't want to. If I lived a life where I only did things I wanted then I'd subsititute ever meal for alcohol, wouldn't pay taxes and steal shit any chance I get. In life you have to do things you don't want to in order to get ahead and for females that's sucking the right dick, fucking the right people and looking fine as hell. People like James Blunt talk about inner-beauty, then when they finish recording the song they find the sexiest hooker they can and do lines off her tits. There's no inner-beauty in that, it's all a bloody lie. If we keep up this positive attitude about not selling sex, in 10 years every bitch out there is going to be fat, disgusting and not giving a fuck about their appearence because they're sexy on the inside.

Ladies, bulimia doesn't hurt anyone. In fact, by not becoming bullemic the chances are you'll be fat and disgusting and live lonely miserable lives wishing you were fit and sexy. Forget inner-beauty, what's on the outside is the only thing that counts. Start wearing the skirts a little higher and hang the tits out a bit more and you'll see how far you get ahead. After a big meal, march proudly into the bathroom and stick the toothbrush handle in the back of your throat and remember that you're doing it because you love yourself and want to get ahead of everybody else. Skip meals when your stomach feels full and it's okay to fuck your boss to get that promotion, it means that your beautiful and he sees that. Think of it like this, if you didn't love yourself, then you wouldn't go through the hassle of all the work it takes to get a step ahead in life, so next time you think about eating that burger, you're not loving yourself and you don't care where you end up.

Recapping the Night: Pulled the Trigger too damn quick in cricket. Hedged it when I didn't need too. I'll make up for it:

Soccer:

$150 Swindon -225= Possible return of $166.67 (L)
$100 Estudiantes LP =120= Possible return of $183.33 (W)
$100 Rubin Kaza -200= Possible return of $150 (L)
$50 Vitoria Setubal +140= Possible return of $120 (L)
$100 Boca Juniors +105= Possible return of $205 (W)
Baseball:
$50 Milwaukee +135 (L)
$100 Chicago White Sox -120= Possible return of $180 (W)
$100 Rays/Orioles over 8.5 -120 (L)
$50 Mariners -116 (L)
$100 Red Sox/Twins Over 9 -110 (L)
$100 Texas Rangers -110 = Possible return of $190.91 (W)
$50 Braves/Padres over 7.5 +115 = Possible return of $107.50 (W)
$50 Cincy Reds +140= Possible return of $120 (W)
NBA:
$100 Raps/Pistons under 202 -110 (L)
$100 Hawks -1 -110 = Possible return of $190.91 (W)

Total Wagered : $1300
Total Returned: $1177.65
Total Loss:  $122.65
Total Earned to Date: $1255.77

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.

Disappointed, Yet Again

Adsense officially kicked me out of their program so I'm going to fucking swear everytime I want now. Living in Toronto we get raped in many different ways (up the ear, ass, and mouth) but one thing that always gets to me is beer prices. All this shit is regulated by money hungry cunts and we're forced to pay ridiculous prices. So I'm watching tv and I catch an ad for Boxer Lager. The ad grabs your attention because they're talking about how the beer is sold for the lowest legal price and they can't keep up with the demand because everyone is buying Boxer Lager. I thought fuck, another Lakeport. Then I thought, no, it can't be as bad as Old Milwaukee or Lakeport surely people have learned that drinking piss-water at just over a buck a beer isn't going to be profitable in the long run. So I'm at the beer store and I decide why the fuck not, it's cheap and hopefully good, let me try Boxer Lager.

What the fuck did I get into? That motherfucker gave me a nasty ass headache. I wouldn't drink that shit if it were free and it came with a blow job from Leah Remini. How the fuck could anyone drink this shit. So now I'm pissed off cause I just wasted some money on this nasty shit and I decide to research it. Turns out, this nasty piss is made by Manjit and Ravinder Minhas from Alberta. Now I know I got a huge following in Alberta, please tell me you guys aren't drinking this nasty shit. The average hourly rage in Alberta is $23.80, come on man you all could afford better shit than this stuff. My next point, I want to look at the owners, Manjit and Ravinder Minhas. Who the fuck put these Indians in charge? If I want a Somosa, I'll goto an Indian shop, if I want to learn how to play cricket I'll ask an Indian, but beer?

Since when do Indian people know how to make beer? Yet the governnment is letting these sick fucks sell this shit. There's like 1 billion people in India ain't no one drinking beer over there. It's hard enough to get water you think those people could afford beer? They make shitty Bollywood movies and they got some hot Portugese looking chicks in India but come on Canada why are you allowing these people to make beer. Manjit and Ravinder should be trying to get me to agree to extra warranty for my Dell or selling me Fabric at the Flea Market, they should not be making beer. What next? Stevie Wonder selling contact lens'?

Recapping the Night:
NBA:

$100 Chicago Bulls -2 - Possible return of $190.91 (W)
$100 Raptors/Bulls under 202 = Possible return of $190.91 (W)
$100 OKC Thunder -7.5 (L)
$100 LA Lakers -4 (L)
MLB:
$100 Phillies/Houston over 7.5 +100 (L)
$100 Blue Jays +106 = Possible return of $206 (W)
$100 Yankees -110= Possible return of $190.91 (W)
$100 Yankees/Rays over 9= Possible return of $190.91(W)
$100 Twins +115 (L)
$50 Bo Sox/Royals over 9= Possible return of $95.45 (W)
Soccer:
$100 Athletic Bilbao -150= Possible return of $166.67 (W)
$100 Lyon -105= Possible return of $195 (L)

Total Wagered: $1150
Total Returned: $1231.76
Total Profit: $81.75
Total Earned to Date: $1378.32

May the winners be ours. Taking over the world one step at a time. Incase you haven't gotten the memo my name is Julius James and I'm the fucking shit.